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Facebook, a never-ending source of useful information, has been our goto for up-to-the-minute election coverage this past season. As such, it’s probably caused us more anxiety about this election than any one speech, Wikileaks email, or video featuring Billy Bush. Your Facebook wall feeds into your worst fears about the candidates, and Stephen Colbert knows it.

On The Late Show with Stephen Colbert last night, Colbert took a big swig of cough syrup, dusted off his box of Reynolds wrap, and made a new tinfoil hat to block the radio signals that the Illuminati uses to read our minds. Colbert is full of great intel about such things as the whereabouts of Chumbawumba, the shadowy industry of upstate New York weddings, and what oysters actually are. By the end of it, you’ll have your cork board up and long strands of yarn connecting seemingly disparate items together to prove your theory that, hey, what if the Chicken McNugget is more nugget than chicken?

Check out the video and prepare to have your mind blown.

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Dan, a student at Brown University, decided to spend part of his day trolling the local news reporter. At least I hope he's trolling.

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Due to safety issues imposed by Hurricane Isaac (or a liberal conspiracy, depending on who you listen to), the Republican National Convention has been pushed back one day. Naturally, this means PK's live-blogging of the event will have to wait until tomorrow as well. Some speeches have been dropped while other's have been rescheduled over the next three days. Be sure to join us tomorrow when (socialist liberal weather permitting) we start covering the convention for real.

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