Why do all the men who support me have tiny little itsy bitsy... ...brains?
I'm assuming this photo was taken in a "blue state."
JESUS FOR PRESIDENT! Oh, wait, he's dead, you say?!?! Well, he rose from the dead once before, so why not again? Just in time for to run in 2012! He knows his economics, apparently.
Were just meant to crawl around in gardens at night, not run for the presidency.