"CHARLES WAS MARRIED??"

(Camilla Parker-Bowles)

And YOU work for a living too? So you ALL work for a living? -Prince Charles

Yes Miss Johnson...they both said they had never seen one before.

(Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Charles)

A FIFTH OF BLACKADDER

(Prince Charles)

First rule of paintball club: Don't talk about paintball club

(Prince Charles)

. . .now for the special ops to get my Mum off the throne. . .

(Prince Charles)

I will say this only once...pour that wine into my teacup.... Quickly!!

(Prince Charles)