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Of course I know how magnets work. Some of my best friends are oil-magnets.
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Of course I know how magnets work. Some of my best friends are oil magnates.

(Mitt Romney)

You're using bread to protect yourself? Dude, You're toast!
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You're using bread to protect yourself? Dude, You're toast!

(Breadstick Hat Man)