(Barack Obama on the cover of The New York Times)
IN ALL FAIRNESS
He did say "wave to the camera."
Insurgents bugging you? Send in the swat team!
SNOW TANKS BRING NEW MEANING TO "COLD WAR"
So you fell for his line about having his own wheels and a nice ass?
Sir, just getting my ducks in a row, Sir!
(A soldier and a family of ducks)