Rick Perry

I am here Today to Announce that I'm Dropping Out of the Presidential Race due to the Fact that my sister Katy is going thru a Messy Divorce. The Family Perry will be there to Lend our Support. For the Last Time, She's NOT Your Sister, Dude!
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I am here today to announce that I'm dropping out of the presidentual race due to the fact that my sister Katy is going thru a messy divorce. The family Perry will be there to lend out support.

For the last time, she's NOT your sister, dude!

(Rick Perry)

Perry leaves the race The Dept of Education, Dept of Commerce and the Dept of... of... something-or-other are all saved
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Perry leaves the race The Dept of Education, Dept of Commerce and the Dept of... of... something-or-other are all saved

(Rick Perry)

Time to Hit the Ol' Dusty Road
Via: Wall Street Journal
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I feel like Rick Perry would appreciate a folksy saying like that when I announce that he's abandoned his bid for the presidency and now supports Newt Gingrich.

Happy trails, Rick. Happy trails.