ME BEING SINGLE the race to my bedroom is on

Not the Kitchen... Close Enough.

(Rick Santorum)

This joke which refers to R&B singer Chris Brown's physical assault on then-girlfriend Rihanna was actually published in today's Times of India.

...There's a difference between laughing because it's funny and laughing because it's so wildly tasteless and inappropriate that I just can't believe it. This is the latter.

Breaking News - Put a woman's age on her birthday cake. Mitt is now offically clueless.

(Mitt Romney)

Now go make an election year sandwich or something.

My boyfriend told me to give him some space So I did

...Its because of the cold weather.