Canada

I swear, one more Bieber song, and I'm nuking Canada!

(Vladimir Putin)

Yesterday was Canada Day! What am I thankful to Canada for? Poutine! Fries with gravy with cheese curds courtesy of our lovely neighbors in The True North! (How is it America didn't think of this first?!)

It worked so perfectly, I thought it was fake!

YOU KNOW NOW TO GET TO CANADA, EH?

Canada versus America in a two-man tug-of-war. Won't spoil how this one comes out, but I will spend the rest of the day shaking and crying over lost faith in my country.

Alberta Canada's Wildrose political party really knows what sells.

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(Stephen Harper)

Out neighbor has kindly agreed to take over our budget deficit. This will relocate its credit rating somewhere between Mozambique and Panama

In exchange we have agreed to allow them a third colour on their flag (as long as it's not blue)

(Stephen Harper and Barack Obama)

Trudeau: Calls it like he sees it

My fellow Americans, tonight I am pleased to announce the creation of our 51st state

(Stephen Harper and Barack Obama)

Canadians bein' Canadians spotted at Reddit Canada