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People's Daily, the official state news of the Chinese Communist Party, ran a story about The Onion naming Kim Jong-un the sexiest man alive. People's Daily is known to be very fond of North Korea's dear leader, and didn't realize the story was a joke. They even included their own slideshow of Kim Jong-un in 55 of his "sexiest" poses. Man, how do you choose only 55?

The Onion's story has since been updated to include, "For more coverage on The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive 2012, Kim Jong-Un, please visit our friends at the People's Daily in China, a proud Communist subsidiary of The Onion, Inc. Exemplary reportage, comrades."

(Michelle Obama, Ann Romney)

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Astronaut School - Chinese space program pilots learn how to properly signal a left turn

We Did Build It! in China. LOL

(Mitt Romney)

JUST OFF TO FENG SHUI THE MOON

'MURRICA

What do you mean, "welcome to Texas'?

It's useless to honk, they don't speak geese.

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Breaking News - Beijing - First live Magic Eye picture (it's a Unicorn)

See internet teenagers? Some people, like this Chinese gangster who lost his mobile phone, lead interesting enough lives that they don't have to wash every photo in that faux-vintage filter on Instagram. Let this be an inspiration to you. Now stop taking pictures of plastic bags and your vinyl collections and start extorting Yuan from small business owners.

Check out more of this bizarre glimpse into China's organized crime scene here!

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