This is a prime example of why you've always gotta be careful with what you put on the internet. Granted, tweeting about spitting in someone's beverage is a pretty damn surefire way of taking the shortcut to the unemployment bench.
Well, it was worth a shot, but damn is 3 more didn't pop up in its place within a week.
It's not just "life-threatening", I can't get to Starbucks!