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bp
There was something I was supposed to take care of.
Rhymed with soil....maybe toil... leaky foil...no that's not it...
(Barack Obama)
After BP threatened a new deep oil rig off the West Bank, Netanyahu and Abbas finally shook hands.
(Jiang Jiemin, Tony Hayward and Dhiya Jaafar)
We need to get the public to stop thinking of BP... So,..uh...You're Fired.
(Barack Obama and General McChrystal)
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No, I haven't had an oppertunity to speak to Rep. Barton about his apology to my company. Let me zip up my fly, and we'll see what he has to say.
(Tony Hayward)
There was a BP station here yesterday
(Guatemalan sink hole)
