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Steve Jobs, the man responsible for bringing all the iThings to the world, has died.

Mr. Jobs was 56 years old. He succumbed to pancreatic cancer, which he had been battling for years.

Whether you were a fan of Apple's products or thought they were a bunch of iCrap, it's hard to deny that the technology industry lost a visionary giant today.

Our thoughts are with Mr. Jobs' family and friends at this time.

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