cars

Why, that is about the same size as the screen in one of my cars! How cute!

(Mitt Romney)

Why no one puts Volkswagons in the dryer on Hot

(Paul Ryan)

"WIMIN, THEY CAN'T DRIVE AMIRITE? OM NOM NOM LADYMADE SAMMICH"

Which is a direct quote from the mayor of the town of Triberg, Germany, who has recently introduced wider parking spaces specifically labled "frauenparkplatz," or "women's parking spots." While mayor Gallus Strobel maintains his idea is all in good fun and to direct tourism towards the small Black Forest town. However, one can't help but wonder if his wisdom of "any publicity is good publicity" applies here or if he's just a giant douche.

Legit place to park.

SEEMS LE JET

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Tow that, Buddy!

... and how exactly did this happen? I was practising my perpendicular parking

You wrecked a car! and YOU wrecked a car! and YOU wrecked a car!!!

A report by noted academic Kamal Subhi submitted to the Saudi Arabian monarchy asserts that lifting the ban on women driving in that country will encourage premarital sex and ruin the tradition of virgin brides. The ban has stood unofficially since 1990, when 47 women drove down the streets of Riyadh, only to be suspended from work for two years and widely admonished by religious leaders. The report is believed to be backlash against recent social changes allowing more freedom to women, proposed by 87 year-old King Abdullah.

On a related note, please keep the "wimin drivers1!11" jokes to one per user in the comments out of concerns for network bandwidth.

Rolling in the deep

They see me hanging They wondering

Jesus left his lights on again.

OKAY. YOU CAN GO NOW.