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Why, that is about the same size as the screen in one of my cars! How cute!

(Mitt Romney)

Why no one puts Volkswagons in the dryer on Hot

(Paul Ryan)

"WIMIN, THEY CAN'T DRIVE AMIRITE? OM NOM NOM LADYMADE SAMMICH"

Which is a direct quote from the mayor of the town of Triberg, Germany, who has recently introduced wider parking spaces specifically labled "frauenparkplatz," or "women's parking spots." While mayor Gallus Strobel maintains his idea is all in good fun and to direct tourism towards the small Black Forest town. However, one can't help but wonder if his wisdom of "any publicity is good publicity" applies here or if he's just a giant douche.

Legit place to park.

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