cry

Don't ask me again about him picking Paul Ryan or I'll cry!

(John Boehner)

(Michelle Obama)

Despite widespread allegations of voting fraud and mass street protests, Vladimir Putin was re-elected president of Russia for the third time with 60% of the vote on Sunday. Mmmm, victory tears. Tastes like vodka and oppression.

GODZILLA he's still not gonna die

For dollars a day, you can help this politician buy his own tanning booth . Please, think of the orange people.

(John Boehner)