Dalai Lama

No beer? No girls? What kind toga party IS this??

(Dalai Lama)

YOLAMT! YOU ONLY LIVE A MILLION TIMES!

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The Dalai Lama wins best costume again!

(Dalai Lama)

Strip or leave, Buddy There's no free rides in our nudist club!

(The Dalai Lama)

THE CANDY MONK CAN CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD. -Dalai Lama

My religion is simple. My religion is skittles.

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Noooo they be stealin' my Dalai

(The Dalai Lama)

Breaking News - Angry Baby takes swing at Dalai Lama

(The Dalai Lama)

The only customer who never accepts change back because change comes from within.

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Slowly the Dalai Lama worked his way over to the condoms.

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FIST POUND FAIL

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