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Set humor to ludicrous speed!

While not helpful in any way, this is the only flowchart out there that perfectly conveys how much of a clusterf**k this whole thing is.

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The station claims a reporter was trying to get an image of the real book from the internet, and didn't notice the image was Photoshopped until the story aired.

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CIA Director David Petraeus resigned from his post today, after news broke out that he had an affair.

"Yesterday afternoon, I went to the White House and asked the President to be allowed, for personal reasons, to resign from my position as D/CIA. After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair. Such behavior is unacceptable, both as a husband and as the leader of an organization such as ours. This afternoon, the President graciously accepted my resignation," Petraeus explained in a letter to CIA employees.

President Obama thanked Petraeus for his decades of service to the United States saying, "By any measure, through his lifetime of service David Petraeus has made our country safer and stronger."