dictators

Got any favorite performances? Mine's puppet Kim Jong-il, of course.

LIVE FAST DIE JONG

(Kim Jong-Il)

Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea...

(Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)

This is the BUFFET?

(Kim Jong-Il)

I'm assuming this photo was taken in a "blue state."

GaGadhafi

(Muammar al-Gaddafi)

Breaking News - The Plaza Hotel is auditioning doormen. Must supply own uniform.

(Muammar al-Gaddafi)

Hold it! Don't anybody move. I think I lost my country.

(Muammar al-Gadaffi)

But Father, I don't want to be Supreme Leader... I want to sing

(Kim Jong-Un, Kim Jong-Il)