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The DNC's response to Romney's new ad.

Friends, Democrats, Countrymen, lend me your ears. I come to bury Romney, not to prase him...

(Sandra Fluke)

and then I said... "Baby, I can stimulate more than the economy!"

(Bill Clinton)

Oh, I know all about plundering booty. I hung out with Clinton during the DNC.

(Barack Obama)

Oh my God you guys are so funny I'm so high right now

Why am I suddenly craving doublemint gum?

(Julian Castro, Joaquin Castro)

So, you paid your taxes, Mitt? Well, I once caught a fish THIS big!

(Elizabeth Warren)

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

(Bill Clinton)

Even the Lollipop Guild sent a representative

"What time is my speech?" "I was hoping for half past never..."

(Barack Obama, Joe Biden)

(Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Ann Romney, Mitt Romney)

The former Governor of Michigan who recently gave a... let's say enthusiastic speech at the Democratic National Convention was a contestant on The Dating Game in 1978.

(Jennifer Granholm)

That is one nice blue outfit on you Pelosi

(Bill Clinton)

(Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Ann Romney, Michelle Obama)

Get Over Here and Play a Video Game

During their tribute to veterans at the Democratic National Convention last week, they accidentally included an image of Soviet-era Russian warships.

"Due to vendor error, incorrect images appeared briefly on screen behind fifty-one veterans during the convention and the DNCC apologizes for this mistake," one DNC spokeswoman said.

You... you know you guys are f**king stupid, right?