election 2012

Thanks Chris Pine, ya jerk.

(And a few regular people too, for sincerity.)

Sorry, Mr. Obama, could you repeat that speech? I was too distracted.

Source: Binders Full of Burgers

Sh*t just got real. And hilarious.

(Not Safe For Work -- expletives and old-people fist bumps.)

Chris Christie appeared on "Fox and Friends" this morning to give an update on the state of New Jersey, and what's being done to help people. When they asked him about Romney visiting, he said he wasn't the least bit interested in presidential politics.

"I've got a job to do here in New Jersey... if you think right now I give a damn about presidential politics, you don't know me."

Governor, you're doing it right.

Joss Whedon's endorsement of "Zomney" is a bit unconventional:

Like a lot of liberal Americans, I was excited when Barack Obama took office four years ago. But it's a very different world now. And Mitt Romney is a very different candidate, one with the vision and determination to cut through businesses' usual politics and finally put this country back on the path to the zombie apocalypse. Romney is ready to make the deep rollbacks in health care, education, social services, reproductive rights, that will guarantee poverty, unemployment, overpopulation, disease, rioting, all crucial elements in creating a nightmare zombie wasteland. ... Let's all embrace the future. Stop pretending we care about each other, and start hoarding canned goods. Because if Mitt takes office, sooner or later the zombies will come for all of us.

Not to be missed.

The brazen creator and star of HBO's Girls wins for Most Controversial Obama video; libs love it, naturally, while conservatives are calling it "the height of vulgarity":

"How could a president with two, young blossoming daughters release an ad as disgusting as this," tweeted John Notle, Editor-at-Large at Breitbart News.

They seem to forget that back in 1980, Ronald Reagan himself made the same joke. Only his was much dirtier:

"I know what it's like to pull the Republican lever for the first time, because I used to be a Democrat myself, and I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great."

And who reads newspapers anymore, anyway?

(Embiggen.)

Obama is all about using unmanned aircraft to kill suspected terrorists. From Slate:

Since Obama took office, media outlets have reported more than 300 drone strikes in Pakistan targeting al-Qaida or the Taliban, outnumbering the Bush administration's drone strikes five to one. ...

This map, which is based on data from the New America Foundation, displays the location and kill count of reported drone strikes since 2004 and shows that Obama has greatly extended the drone program.

Be sure to investigate this map -- it's interactive!