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"I can't believe it. I was on TV!"
(Barack Obama, Michael Bloomberg (sort of))
In your face! Literally these jokes and puns are right up there so don't blink you might get smacked in the face by one.
The face is familiar but I can't place the name
(Ron Paul, Mitt Romney)
And then I just move my thumb up and down It looks like he's talking!
(Barack Obama, Joe Biden)
Does John Mccain Have to slap a congressman
(John McCain)