fat

(Paul Ryan, Joe Biden)

(Kim Jong-un)

"MMM! Fry this up for my snack, general!" "Ummm... you DO realize that's just plastic?" "Yeah, whatever."

It was a dark and stormy night, when Miss Kim realized that no matter what, the man beside her would always resemble a North Korean Pilsbury Dough Boy with a really bad hair cut.

(Kim Jong-un, Ri Sol-ju)

P...L...S S...E...N...D D...O...N...U...T..S

DO THE ROBOT The chunky, chunky robot...

CHINSTRAPS "One size fits all.....lying bastards...."

Anorexic Annie slipped through the dragnet.