fish

(Barack Obama)

So, you paid your taxes, Mitt? Well, I once caught a fish THIS big!

(Elizabeth Warren)

Everything was going great until this tuna tried to bite my head off!

I just don't get why nobody will sit with me

And you thought your severance package sucked!

THEY ALL SAID THAT I HAD NO MUSICAL TALENT! BUT I CAN CERTAINLY CARRY A TUNA!!!

Karma's a b*tch, eh Fishler?

DON'T WORRY THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER FISH IN THE SEA

HIDING HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE Because he's really half salmon

(Barack Obama)

Fishing ---
As taught on MYTHBUSTERS

(A member of the US Navy)