(Mitt Romney, Barack Obama)
Dear Dallas Cowboys You Suck
(Barack Obama)
100% not going to turn violent
Like I always say, the Irish have their priorities straight!! Happy Euro 2012!
Here take this It's called a hand egg
New from the guy who brought you "corporations are people too!"
(Also, happy belated birthday, Mittens!! March 12, 1947!)
North Korea F.C
GAME ON MOTHER F**KER
(Queen Elizabeth II)
Man, I love soccer
PURPLE HEART! No, wait! I mean "Injured Reserve!"
(John Kerry)