football

(Mitt Romney, Barack Obama)

Dear Dallas Cowboys You Suck

(Barack Obama)

100% not going to turn violent

Like I always say, the Irish have their priorities straight!! Happy Euro 2012!

Here take this It's called a hand egg

(Barack Obama)

New from the guy who brought you "corporations are people too!"

(Also, happy belated birthday, Mittens!! March 12, 1947!)

North Korea F.C

GAME ON MOTHER F**KER

(Queen Elizabeth II)

Man, I love soccer

PURPLE HEART! No, wait! I mean "Injured Reserve!"

(John Kerry)