holiday
(Boris Johnson, David Cameron)
Why am I hearing "Dueling Banjos?"
By Unknown
Now add a dash of salt and you have a perfect holiday statue!
EVEN SANTA CLAUS HATES THE FRIGGIN' TALIBAN
Santa is too fat already. Make sure you leave him sugar free cookies and skim milk only. (Michelle Obama)
You want to do what? BUT I'M SANTA!
I'm gonna bring you a special toy.... ...for Christmas... ...THIIIIIIIIIIS long! (Camilla Parker-Bowles)
