holiday

(Boris Johnson, David Cameron)

Why am I hearing "Dueling Banjos?"

Now add a dash of salt and you have a perfect holiday statue!

(Hillary Clinton)

Metal Xmas and Heavy New Year

EVEN SANTA CLAUS HATES THE FRIGGIN' TALIBAN

Santa is too fat already. Make sure you leave him sugar free cookies and skim milk only. (Michelle Obama)

You want to do what? BUT I'M SANTA!

I'm gonna bring you a special toy.... ...for Christmas... ...THIIIIIIIIIIS long! (Camilla Parker-Bowles)