horses

I LIKE TO PET INVISIBLE HORSES.

(Mitt Romney)

I dont always drink beer, but when i do i make sure that it all falls out of my mouth

IT'S ALL JUST HORSIN' AROUND 'TIL HE STARTS BREAKDANCING

THAT'S FOR PISSING ME OFF, WILBUR.

I told you no muddy feet in the lobby

Sniff! Spin move! Sniff! Retreat! Spin move! Sniff!

Holy Crap! Did you want to see that?! NAY!

SEX TAPE Not everyone wants to see Sarah Jessica Parker's

Carrot TOLL! to pass through please!!

(Camilla Parker-Bowles)

They're not laughing because you fell
They're laughing because you play polo

(Prince Harry)