Read my lips: No More Onions!
Sir ... Sir that's unions
Hi. This is Sarah Palin. Is Senator Lieberman in?
No, Mrs. Palin- this is Yom Kippur.
Well hello, Yom! Can I leave a message?
Mom...? I can't move my arms...?
When you make an "assumption," you make an ASS out of YOU and UMPTION.
Well, look who just got back. How was your trip, chair?
Except he's British, so he can't be president and dead, too.
Deep down, they know exactly what they are
Barak Obama's doing it all wrong! Barak Obama's not American! Barak...BARAK...BRAWK! Death panels! BRAWK! Pretty girl!