Sorry but like someone out there in this country really thinks that Donald Trump would replace the White House with a 50-story penthouse building?....
Wait -- you missed it?
Bonus: Stick around for the end.
Jimmy Kimmel gives Mitt Romney's "Day One" ad a more literal translation.
... And because it's funny and we have nothing better to do, here's Jimmy Kimmel's 30-minute speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Children: more insightful and less scrupulous than you might think.