john boehner

(McKayla Maroney, Barack Obama)

So why exactly did Mitt want my can of spray-on tan?

(Paul Ryan, John Boehner)

(Paul Ryan, John Boehner)

Don't ask me again about him picking Paul Ryan or I'll cry!

(John Boehner)

On Tuesday, when the RNC changed the rules to unseat delegates for Ron Paul, John Boehner called for a vote. Turns out the desired result was already in the teleprompter before the vote even happened.

BOEHENR ELIMINATES SPRAY TAN SUBSIDY REID CALLS FOR HEALTH CARE RIFER AMENDMENT

(John Boehner)

Please do not do that while I am trying to take a leak...

(John Boehner)

Came prepared Still finishing breakfast

(John Boehner and Barack Obama)

I have the weakest
Boehner right now

(John Boehner and Barack Obama)

I have the weirdest boner...

People, "hopeless" spelt incorrectly

(John Boehner)

Here is my jobs plan well more of a jobs pamphlet

(John Boehner)