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(Jon Stewart)

This vid captures most of it, but here's Obama's Thursday night appearance in full: Part I and Part II.

(Jon Stewart)

(Jon Stewart)

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The Rumble in the Air-Conditioned Auditorium is tomorrow night! Will you be watching?

This Jon Stewart vs. Bill O'Reilly showdown will be the marquee political event of the year. Tickets are already sold out, but you'll be able to stream the event live for $4.95.

So, you say you can have that pizza here in under 30 minutes and it's only $9.99. Let's just see about that!

(Herman Cain, Jon Stewart)

I honk you butt cheek!