kate middleton

(Prince William, Kate Middleton)

It has been Reported that Queen Elizabeth is NOT at ALL pleased with the Latest Version of the Royal Wave

(Prince William and Kate Middleton)

The Queen is way over there... I can have a cigarette here.

(Kate Middleton)

I swear, I must be Shrinking. I used to be the Tallest woman in All of England.

(Queen Elizabeth II, and Kate Middleton)

Can I still pinch her?

(Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge)

Yes Miss Johnson...they both said they had never seen one before.

(Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Charles)

How's the stripper supposed to fit in that?

(Queen Elizabeth II, Camilla Parker-Bowles, and Kate Middleton)

HEAD & SHOULDERS can prevent embarrassing situations like this

(Prince William)