Kim Jong-Il

Got any favorite performances? Mine's puppet Kim Jong-il, of course.

I see
Not a Good time for Glorious leader to visit

(Kim Jong-Il)

Excuse me miss may I ... AWWWWW YEEEEAAHHH

(Kim Jong-Il)

Ah, hell isn't as bad as I thought. -Kim Jong-il, Osama bin Laden, Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi

Not the "Ghost" remake we where hoping for. -Kim Jong-il

SUBTLETY an unknown concept for Stalinist dictators. -Kim Jong-il

Yeah I dunno either. But it's a Tumblr!

I LOVE MY NEW PLAYHOUSE THANKS, GENERALS!!

(Kim Jong-Un)

I swear to you, I only said, "I hate creamed young eel!"

(Kim Jong-Un)

IF I AM DEAD, THEN HOW AM I READING THIS?

(Kim Jong-Il Impersonator)

LOUDSPEAKERS "IN CASE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION, THIS IS WHO DIED" "IN CASE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION, THIS IS WHO DIED" "IN CASE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION, THIS IS WHO DIED"

(Kim Jong-Il)

Breaking News - Great Leader feed nation with soup of hand

(Kim Jong-Un)

It's true. Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting a divorce and North Korea is the only country that cares.

< a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/8984163/Giant-North-Korean-soldier-pays-respects-to-Kim-Jong-il.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">The Telegraph has a fascinating article about a really really tall guy spotted at Kim Jong-il's funeral. So it looks like at least somebody's eating in that country.

50 Points If You Spot The Lost Businessman

(Kim Jong-Il)