Local News

Dan, a student at Brown University, decided to spend part of his day trolling the local news reporter. At least I hope he's trolling.

Do you think the reporter noticed?

Pretend like nothing's wrong and nobody will get hurt.

Apparently my definition of "smokin' hot" differs from Anchorage Alaska's.

Well, it's her own fault for standing still like a climbing tree.

I love Godzilla Wednesdays!

The kicker? It's celsius.

Of course this happens right before a promo for a story about Seattle.

Yes another real-life event that The Simpsons predicted!

Whoa there. High pressure system moving into this studio, apparently.

Subtlety: you're doing it right.

The best part isn't even the Freudian slip itself, it's her coworker verbally confirming that, yes, they are talking about what you think they are.