marriage

(Dan Savage, Brian Brown)

Newt Gingrich's ex-wife Marianne has come out out with allegations that he asked her to have an open marriage after coming clean about his longtime affair with then-aide-now-third-wife Callista. The best part? All of this took place while Gingrich was working to impeach Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

The holy sanctity of marriage! We must protect it!

OMG He's gonna pop the question

(TSA)

REALLY? I've been married, and trust me... it's not worth a picket line...

Get your hand off me... I'm a married man! LOL jks i'm Bill Clinton!

(Michelle Obama, Bill Clinton)

Please help save the orphans. Woody Allen can't marry'em all.