Michele Bachmann

thank you.. please pull up to the first window

(Michele Bachmann)

Then, we turn you around and ... just like that, you're not gay!

(Michele Bachmann)

Now that she's not going to be president, let's take a look at why she won't be prime minister either.

Michelle Bachmann has decided to end her run for the 2012 presidency after only accumulating a paltry 5% of the Iowa Caucus vote.

Pundit Kitchen is always sad to see the more hilarious candidates go. After all, Mitt Romney is a robot jokes can't last us all the way until November. Goodbye Bachmann! We'll miss your crazy eyes and your crazy everything else!

Cartoon by Steve Breen

Yes, yes, this is how elections should be decided from now on. By the purrletariot, not the aristocats. All power to the kittehs!

the only reason I ran... ...was to meet Anderson Cooper.

(Michelle Bachmann)

Hey, don'y tell anyone, but it doesn't matter who you vote for You still get a Politician!

(Michele Bachmann)

Looks like Bachmann really deep-sixes Herman Cain's 999 plan here. Satanism! Your economic recovery plan is irrelevant!

See also: Rick Perry's BLR.

Ohoho, unemployed people make the best jokes!