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Pretend like nothing's wrong and nobody will get hurt.

Gotta watch out for that liberal aversion. But I guess that comes with the territory of being a handsome young suction gold.

Apparently my definition of "smokin' hot" differs from Anchorage Alaska's.

Well, it's her own fault for standing still like a climbing tree.

Editor's Note: Contains salty language.

Whoops, this one belonged in "deny," not "approve." #modproblems

-Anderson Cooper

Facebook! You saved the day!

Who else is included in this mysterious 32% that takes the rest of my food stamps? That's the real threat to 'Merica... the "Shadow Poor!"

TV NEWS SHOWS can't post LOLs for crap