newt gingrich

Memes? I say we tax 'em.

(Newt Gingrich)

Why was I not invited to this "Lemon Party?"

(Newt Gingrich)

Seems legit.

I guess I forgot the part of my high school American history class in which Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were stoners.

in time out

(Newt Gingrich)

Woman wants to have a choice? PASS ME THE SCARLET A

(Newt Gingrich)

To the last I grapple with thee. From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For hates' sake I spit my last breath at thee, thou damned Romney. -Newt Gingrich

Daaad! The clicker won't mute!

Man Rick, what happened? You were obviously so much cooler in high school.

Thanks Comixed!

Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE-- Wait. Sorry... my mistake.

Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, and Newt Gingrich)

So lately Newt Gingrich has been saying that if elected he'll lower gas prices to $2.50 a gallon. The current nationwide average is $3.81.

The likeliest explanation is that whatever product keeps Callista's hair in that lovely plastic bowl-shape can run an engine, and he's known it all along...

Hope his campaign bus is planning a stop at Mount Doom.

Chuck Norris Robocaller, also known as Skynet.

Yesterday's Super Tuesday primary results are in! Mitt Romney won six states, Virginia, Vermont, Ohio, Massachusetts, Alaska, and Idaho. Rick Santorum took home North Dakota, Tennessee, and Oklahoma for three. Last and probably least, Gingrich won his home state of Georgia.

Meanwhile, Republicans dissatisfied with Romney's lackluster performance so far have started the website Mehromney.com.

Exercise your vocal chords while we wait for the results of Super Tuesday!

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