Gunfight at the Elysee Palace
Gunfight at the Elysee Palace
Wa-La! I told you that I was taller than the tower!
I gave everything for France.... even my teeth
So let's see... I no longer have the crap job of trying to govern France and can now focus on life with my jot wife... Am I supposed to feel bad about this?
(Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni)
Francoise Hollande of the French Socialist Party has defeated incumbent Nicolas Sarkozy to become France's new president. It's always sad to see one of our favorite builder characters go... but who am I kidding? The person everyone's really going to miss is his wife Carla Bruni.
ENOUGH LEADERSHIP We're going to go have sex now
(Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni)
just keep telling your self its the high heels
(Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni)
Yeah, we screwed them! We Screwed the WHOLE WORLD!
ITALY AND GERMANY are always picking on France
Clothing retailer United Colors of Benetton has unveiled their new advertising campaign entitled "UNHATE." In the words of The Benetton Group's executive deputy chairman, Alessandro Benetton:
"These are symbolic images of reconciliation - with a touch of ironic hope and constructive provocation - to stimulate reflection on how politics, faith and ideas, even when they are divergent and mutually opposed, must still lead to dialogue and mediation."
We have beer! But we have wine! We have autos! But we have fashion! We have guts! Damn! You got me, Angela
(Angela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy)
If it happens again, you'll lose the hand.
(Angela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy)