oil spill

Tea Chests: 342 Gallons of oil: 7,300,000
We beat you USA

(Tony Hayward)

Only 100 million gallons to go

(Deep Water Horizon oil spill clean up efforts)

We need to get the public to stop thinking of BP... So,..uh...You're Fired.

(Barack Obama and General McChrystal)

They're protesting right behind me, aren't they..?

(Tony Hayward)

Oil Spill?

(Oil Protestor)

No, I haven't had an oppertunity to speak to Rep. Barton about his apology to my company. Let me zip up my fly, and we'll see what he has to say.

(Tony Hayward)

I've been on the oil spill problem since day one. In fact, I've been underwater holding the the oil back with my bare hands.

(Barack Obama)