pizza

(Barack Obama)

American pizza restaurant chain Papa John's has become the latest target of an online boycott campaign after its CEO John Schnatter publicly revealed that employee hours may have to be cut in order to avoid paying for their medical insurance under President Obama's new health care reform laws. Head over to Know Your Meme for more deets!

(Mitt Romney, Barack Obama)

So, you say you can have that pizza here in under 30 minutes and it's only $9.99. Let's just see about that!

(Herman Cain, Jon Stewart)

(Barack Obama)

Obama's gonna ban pizza! Doesn't he know that if you outlaw pizza, only outlaws will have pizza?

(Herman Cain)

PANTS AND PIZZA PARTY IN PYONGYANG!!!

I ordered pizza Not ninjas

VEGETARIAN AGENDA

(Herman Cain)

I am now vegetarian.

Pizza? Vegetable.

(Barack Obama)

Via @spytap

You heard it from the Godfather himself folks. You grass-eating sissy men had best print this out and tape it to your iPhone before you even think about ordering that Veggie Lover's Pizza again.

Anorexic Annie slipped through the dragnet.