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Sometimes you just have to acquiesce to someone's demands. This is one of those times. If Mitt wants a plane with windows that roll down, I say we give him one!

(Barack Obama)

How did you get on my plane?

(Mitt Romney)

Guess who got upgraded to first class

(Barack Obama)

"That was sucha RUSH! They let me fly the plane, and I don't even have a license!" Need to change my shorts. NOW!

(Barack Obama)

SASQUATCH HAS A STRATEGIC BOMBER Your argument is about to be blown to jesus

OH CRAP That's coming out of our pay.

THE US NAVY AIR CORPS Just ran out of gas, apparently.