(Boris Johnson, David Cameron)
Prince Harry
No more trips to the new world for you, Harry. Those rabble-rousing colonists are a bad influence.
(Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Harry)
MINISTRY OF SILLY HATS On Her Majesty's Silly Service
(Prince Harry)
(Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Camilla Parker Bowles, Prince William, Prince Harry)
By Unknown
You may have heard about Prince Harry's recent embarrassment in Las Vegas. If you haven't, basically a series of photos got leaked depicting the prince cavorting around naked with an unknown woman in a game of strip billiards.
In the United Kingdom, newspapers are not allowed to print the photos, and most tabloids have resorted to using an old photo of Prince Harry shirtless and wearing a hat. Not The Sun, though. They enlisted two staffers to recreate the photos for their cover. Not models or actors, just two people who work there. What a strange and awkward day at the office that must have been. "I'm sorry, I haven't had my coffee yet, I could have sworn you asked me to pose naked for the cover of today's paper. Wait, seriously?"
I CAN EXPLAIN OK, NO I CAN'T
Give me a minute head start. I'll give you two minutes. -Prince Harry
CRANK THAT PRINCE OF WALES
It's peanut butter jelly time!
(Prince Harry and Usain Bolt)
Soul transfer COMPLETE!
(Prince Harry and Usain Bolt)
They're not laughing because you fell
They're laughing because you play polo
(Prince Harry)
