Op. Op. Op. Op. Oppa Pyongyang Style
(Kim Jong-un, Ri Sol-ju)
Ri Sol Ju
"MMM! Fry this up for my snack, general!" "Ummm... you DO realize that's just plastic?" "Yeah, whatever."
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"Howdy y'all! Come and meet the little misses!" This happens every time he watches "Gunsmoke" reruns.
It was a dark and stormy night, when Miss Kim realized that no matter what, the man beside her would always resemble a North Korean Pilsbury Dough Boy with a really bad hair cut.
(Kim Jong-un, Ri Sol-ju)
Breaking News - Kim Jong Un and Ri Sol-ju, well fed and well dressed, applaud their starving nation's well funded military.
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Everybody sing along! "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my Communist Party membership card, so please don't report me to the govt."
this song is so bitchin'
(Ri Sol-Ju and Kim Jong-Un)
First foreign trip: Drug his rice wine, grab the credit cards, and run like hell
(Kim Jong-Un and Ri Sol-Ju)
Oh, joy! Sex at last! Oh, joy! Food at last!
(Ri Sol-Ju and Kim Jong-Un)
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