Rick Perry

(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)

(Mitt Romney, Rick Perry)

Mitt the Twit Rick the Prick

They're both right

(Rick Perry and Mitt Romney)

Guns don't kill people, Hoodies do.

(Rick Perry)

I am here today to announce that I'm dropping out of the presidentual race due to the fact that my sister Katy is going thru a messy divorce. The family Perry will be there to lend out support.

For the last time, she's NOT your sister, dude!

(Rick Perry)

Perry leaves the race The Dept of Education, Dept of Commerce and the Dept of... of... something-or-other are all saved

(Rick Perry)

I feel like Rick Perry would appreciate a folksy saying like that when I announce that he's abandoned his bid for the presidency and now supports Newt Gingrich.

Happy trails, Rick. Happy trails.

Rick Perry is ready to seat you at Denny's.

(Rick Perry)

'Merican values White folks eating Mexicans in the kitchen

(Rick Perry)

Read between the lines

(Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry)

GUNS Helping paranoid Americans over-compensate since 1871

(Rick Perry)

I LOVE DICK CHENEY. NO HOMO.

(Rick Perry)