Guns don't kill people, Hoodies do.
I am here today to announce that I'm dropping out of the presidentual race due to the fact that my sister Katy is going thru a messy divorce. The family Perry will be there to lend out support.
For the last time, she's NOT your sister, dude!
Perry leaves the race The Dept of Education, Dept of Commerce and the Dept of... of... something-or-other are all saved
I feel like Rick Perry would appreciate a folksy saying like that when I announce that he's abandoned his bid for the presidency and now supports Newt Gingrich.
Happy trails, Rick. Happy trails.
Rick Perry is ready to seat you at Denny's.
'Merican values White folks eating Mexicans in the kitchen
Read between the lines
(Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry)
GUNS Helping paranoid Americans over-compensate since 1871