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I CAN EXPLAIN OK, NO I CAN'T

(>Prince Harry)

We've secretly replaces Prince Charles with this CPR dummy. Let's see if Camilla notices Oh, Charles. What's gotten into you. You seem so alive and full of vigor.

(Camilla Parker-Bowles)

Give me a minute head start. I'll give you two minutes. -Prince Harry

And YOU work for a living too? So you ALL work for a living? -Prince Charles

And they say marrying your cousins has repercussions. -Queen Elizabeth II

Can I still pinch her?

(Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge)

Yes Miss Johnson...they both said they had never seen one before.

(Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Charles)

MOTHER Y U NO MAKE ME KING

Pundit Kitchen, Y U NO tell me more about Y U NO Guy?!

"the peasants with torches & pitchforks look like they're coming right at me."

(Prince Charles)

As I recall, you were kicking in the FRONT seat, I was merely sitting in the BACKseat, though it was quite the predicament.

(Prince William)

They see me ROYALin' They hatin'

(Queen Elizabeth II)

So THAT'S who Philip gave our old curtains to!

(Queen Elizabeth II)

Carrot TOLL! to pass through please!!

(Camilla Parker-Bowles)