why does santa always send back the letters
ELF TRYOUTS TODAY MUST BE WILLING TO RELOCATE HIRE ME SANTA
I have you down for 4,000 bottles of Stoli. Don't worry.
There, I removed you from the naughty list like you asked.....please, release Mrs.Claus now!
Breaking News - Santas vote NO to singing gift delivery
ASK FOR THAT BLOW-UP SEX DOLL. We Dare You
POLISH POLICE They know the real threat to society
(Polish Police)
EVEN SANTA CLAUS HATES THE FRIGGIN' TALIBAN