santa

why does santa always send back the letters

ELF TRYOUTS TODAY MUST BE WILLING TO RELOCATE HIRE ME SANTA

MILK AND COOKIES! WHERE'S MY MILK AND COOKIES?! THERE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MILK AND COOKIES!!

You are under arrest For repeatedly breaking and entering

I have you down for 4,000 bottles of Stoli. Don't worry.

(Vladimir Putin)

There, I removed you from the naughty list like you asked.....please, release Mrs.Claus now!

(Vladimir Putin)

OK despite this lead picture the majority of this is gonna be Kim Jong-Il jokes. Just a warning.

The Santa Drone, developed by Lockheed for Pentagon holiday parties, veers slightly off course from the North Pole.

Breaking News - Santas vote NO to singing gift delivery

IT'S DOWN THE HATCH BEFORE DOWN THE CHIMNEY

GERONIMO HO HO!

ASK FOR THAT BLOW-UP SEX DOLL. We Dare You

Why am I hearing "Dueling Banjos?"

POLISH POLICE They know the real threat to society

(Polish Police)

EVEN SANTA CLAUS HATES THE FRIGGIN' TALIBAN