Sarah Palin

Hey! Somebody sent me words! That's a text, Sarah Sarah Palin discovers text messaging.

(Sarah Palin)

While gas prices may have returned to levels below "grab your pitchforks!", the government is as discombobulated as ever. Take your foot off the gas relax for a second with these chill Sunday memes.  

Taking a trip in our time-machine, this date in 2011 was pretty momentous. People were selling kidneys to fill their gas tank, and surprise surprise, there were massive protests in Bahrain for a nice change. As Sunday's go, it's right up there with the day every month your credit card charges you for that membership you "forget" to tell your wife about. Look here for more off-the-cuff memes.

But don't let this reality check get you down, beat back those Sunday blues with some dank memes.

Hi. This is Sarah Palin. Is Senator Lieberman in? No, Mrs. Palin- this is Yom Kippur. Well hello, Yom! Can I leave a message?

(Sarah Palin)

When you make an "assumption," you make an ASS out of YOU and UMPTION.

(Sarah Palin)

Well, look who just got back. How was your trip, chair?

(Sarah Palin)

Not now. Can't you see I'm playing "Angry Birds?

(Sarah Palin)

She loves that game:

Barak Obama's doing it all wrong! Barak Obama's not American! Barak...BARAK...BRAWK! Death panels! BRAWK! Pretty girl!

(Sarah Palin)

I think Mr. McCain wants you to tell him a story. He says he wants you to give him a happy ending.

(John McCain and Sarah Palin)

SHE WHO CANNOT REMEMBER THE PAST... Is Condemned To Repeat It

(Sarah Palin)