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Yes sir... My diaper is loaded

Barry White music. If it was playing in the background, this would be so much hotter.

SAME TEST USED TO DECIDE WAITRESS OR KITCHEN STAFF

LOOKS LIKE A PENIS ONLY SMALLER

Miracles. Brought to you by the Transportation Security Administration.

Yeah, the French surrendered to a huge invading Nazi army. They don't surrender to their own government, though. Unlike some people.