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Boss fires employee for refusing to illegally drive to work during a hazardous snowstorm: 'My county had a Level 3 snow warning, it's illegal for me to drive to work.'
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17-year-old brother refuses to drive his sister's friend to school after she rejected his advances: 'Continuing to be around Melissa was making it harder for him to move on.'
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17-year-old refuses to delay college, so her dad can pay for her 11-year-old cousin's private schooling: 'My dad has said it will be a struggle to fund both of us simultaneously.'
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A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs
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'Everyone mocks my Subaru until it's the yearly snow day in Alabama': 22 Memes for curling up under a big blanket
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