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‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': 21 Parenting laughs for witty mothers and fathers (March 28, 2026)
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Remote worker of 3 years still has to field 2pm lunch requests from neighbors, friend who assume they're always free
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Movie theater manager demands workers have availability 24/7, sees school as only valid conflict: 'I DO NOT accept you not being able to work a day because you want the day off to rest'
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21 Cooking Memes for Optimistic Home Chefs Learning to Trust the Process
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Company replaces kind, respectful manager with a micromanaging AI-obsessed manager: 'I was planning to be at this company long term, but I'm already looking for new work.'
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