violence
By Unknown
Dramatic footage of Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard and Opposition Leader Tony Abbott being rushed to safety after protesters attempted to storm the restaurant where they were attending an Australia Day ceremony. The mob was angry at earlier remarks by Abbott in which he told a 40 year-old Aboriginal tent city it was "time to move on." Gillard lost her shoe while running for the getaway car, which the protesters collected as a trophy from the day.
Speak softly... And carry a huge shotgun!
(Fake Theodore Roosevelt)
Breaking News - Eye witness says: "There was ketchup everywhere!"
I told them protesters were full of candy!
(Egyptian riots)
