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Dramatic footage of Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard and Opposition Leader Tony Abbott being rushed to safety after protesters attempted to storm the restaurant where they were attending an Australia Day ceremony. The mob was angry at earlier remarks by Abbott in which he told a 40 year-old Aboriginal tent city it was "time to move on." Gillard lost her shoe while running for the getaway car, which the protesters collected as a trophy from the day.

THANKS FOR VISITING ARIZONA now GTFO!!!!!!!!

The latest Batman movie looks a lot less impressive without CGI

Breaking News - Dont let him qwop away!

TICKETS, PLEASE

Speak softly... And carry a huge shotgun!

(Fake Theodore Roosevelt)

Breaking News - Eye witness says: "There was ketchup everywhere!"

THE CHURCH Has ways to make you believe

I told them protesters were full of candy!

(Egyptian riots)

Breaking News - New British non-smoking rules start today.

BILL OF RIGHTS Not originally intended as a conduit for hatred and violence.

(Thomas Jefferson)

It's okay guys I got this

(Egyptian riots)