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(Vladimir Putin)

(Vladimir Putin)

I swear, one more Bieber song, and I'm nuking Canada!

(Vladimir Putin)

pbpbpbpbpbtttt! "What the hell-?" "You're certain the cushion of whoopie cannot be traced back to me?!"

(Vladimir Putin)

HE'S TALLER THAN ME EXILE HIM!

(Vladimir Putin)

Three steps forward, honor and back Do-Si-Do and circle left...

(David Cameron, Vladimir Putin)

I'M SUSPECTED OF HAVING JOURNALISTS MURDERED? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY JOURNALISTS HAVE NOT BEEN MURDERED?

(Vladimir Putin)

So we all agree then. "Call Me Maybe" girl must be destroyed.

(Vladimir Putin)

And you must name all of them Vladimir... after their father

(Vladimir Putin)